Thursday, February 28, 2019

Due Diligence for Dummies - LOVE.c - Cannara Biotech Inc.

Special kudos to @Empiretrader82 on Twitter.

"This is why you should always do you DD. $LOVE.ca not only has 725 million shares out fully diluted, 176 million of those were issued at 10 cents and 300 million were issued at .00000105 cents!!"

C:LOVE - Cannara Biotech Inc. - http://www.cannara.ca

Zohar Krivorot

So what level would this space roll the bones of this offense? How about never in this lifetime?

We say it over and over again, and it's ALWAYS true. It's never rocket science.

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Abattis Announces Resignations - ATT.c

ATT.c crooktard Bo Bo Bert Abenante in the now infamous 'BridgeMark Crooked Basterds' photo with Aly Babu Mawji and Justin Liu.

We can report Wolfgang Richter and James Irving have both decided to take a hike from Bo Bo Bert Abenante.

On October 19, 2018 Kent McParland and Cedric Wilson joined this full-on disgrace. Co has been halted for weeks and is struggling, mightily, to file audited financials. Good riddance this wicked PoS and it's main K9 we say.

Robert Abenante

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Brett Matich Shack

Brett Baby has been living the high life, what with so many Canadian idiots buying his worthless paper over the years.

This is 4893 Northwood Place, West Vancouver. It features 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms and a floor area of 8700 sq.ft. It last sold for a cool $ 3m. It was listed for sale in Sept 2018 for $ 4.9m. (MLS R2304444) Matich thanks you for your dopey support. Buy more eh?
bmatich@matich.ca

Monday, February 25, 2019

Brett Matich MXR.v for straight up public retards - Update

Lets get the ball rolling here with the easy ones.
6m @ $.09 + 6m @ $.12 is 12m @ $ .105
8m @ $.05 + 8m @ $.075 is 16m @ $.065.
So that's 28m @ $.085
25 million @ $.15
12.5 million @ $ .25

So that's 37.5 million @ $ .175

Our total, so far, is 65.5 million around a dime. MC = 58,463,964m issued + 25m warrants + 26,665,896 shares = 110m shares plus options. 110m X $.40 = $44m (excluding options)
CompanyRoles
Bethlehem Corp2012-02-13 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
Bethlehem Iron Ore Corp2012-02-13 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
2012-03-29 - Was disclosed as an officer of Co
2012-10-18 - Became a director of Co
2013-03-25 - Was disclosed as a former officer of Co
2013-04-19 - Was disclosed as a former shareholder of Co
Cap-Ex Iron Ore Ltd (1)2011-01-18 - Became a director of Co
2011-03-04 - Was disclosed as holding an option on shares of Co
2012-01-26 - Bought a private placement in Co
2012-01-26 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
2013-05-30 - Was disclosed as an officer of Co
Cap-Ex Iron Ore Ltd (2)2011-01-18 - Became a director of Co
2011-03-04 - Was disclosed as holding an option on shares of Co
2012-01-26 - Bought a private placement in Co
2012-01-26 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
2013-05-30 - Was disclosed as an officer of Co
2016-06-15 - Became a former director of Co
2016-06-15 - Was disclosed as a former officer of Co
2016-11-04 - Received shares for debt
Cap-Ex Ventures Ltd2011-01-18 - Became a director of Co
2011-03-04 - Was disclosed as holding an option on shares of Co
2012-01-26 - Bought a private placement in Co
2012-01-26 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
Fortem Resources Inc2018-08-24 - Became a director of Co
Mandu Resources Ltd2014-09-22 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
Mardu Investments Ltd2011-03-31 - Was disclosed as an officer of Co
2013-01-29 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
Max Resource Corp (2)2018-01-15 - Became a director of Co
2018-01-19 - Bought a private placement in Co
2018-01-19 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
ML Gold Corp (1)2011-01-18 - Became a director of Co
2011-03-04 - Was disclosed as holding an option on shares of Co
2012-01-26 - Bought a private placement in Co
2012-01-26 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
2013-05-30 - Was disclosed as an officer of Co
2016-06-15 - Became a former director of Co
2016-06-15 - Was disclosed as a former officer of Co
2016-11-04 - Received shares for debt
Natan Resources Ltd (1)2010-08-18 - Became a director of Co
2010-10-29 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
2011-04-15 - Was disclosed as holding an option on shares of Co
2013-04-18 - Bought a private placement in Co
2015-07-31 - Became a creditor of Co
2016-04-20 - Became a former director of Co
Natan Resources Ltd (2)2010-08-18 - Became a director of Co
2010-10-29 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
2011-04-15 - Was disclosed as holding an option on shares of Co
2013-04-18 - Bought a private placement in Co
2015-07-31 - Became a creditor of Co
2016-04-20 - Became a former director of Co
2016-08-29 - Became a former creditor of Co
Pantheon Ventures Ltd (1)2013-03-04 - Became a director of Co
Pantheon Ventures Ltd (2)2013-03-04 - Became a director of Co
2014-06-25 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
Rhodes Mining NL1996-04-10 - Was disclosed as a vendor to Co
Sunrise Drilling Ltd2013-05-31 - Was disclosed as a shareholder of Co
"Brett said it would take more than one major to mine it all."
"30g/t for 12m thick for 1000km2 would be 33.8 Trillion".
"30g/t of gold and 30 g/t of platinum?"
"a billion dollar market cap @$16 a share."
"I think a billion MC is actually quite conservative."
"30m oz could be minimum 2 billion."
"50 bagger from here onwards."
"Stateside pod cast 30 mil oz"
"50% of the worlds gold production from Whitswatersrand."
"my money is on WIT 3.0 in Colombia."
"Choco region is the richest gold resource on the planet."
"5g/t in samples, we will be trading in dollars not in pennies"
"we could give Grasberg a run for their money."
"grades that exceed expectations."
"MXR over time would = 20 loonies per share"
"1oz per ton gold in conglomerate just mind blowing"
"NOVO comparisons seem pretty valid"
"5,000 sq miles of gold and platinum deposits."
"No other play excites me like this one."
"I'm just as excited as you."
"3.38B or about a $40sp. "

This was last year in the Chocó area ... "Mr Santos credited public pressure with forcing the kidnappers to release the seven men and one woman. According to the army, gunmen forced the hostages into a boat on Sunday, taking them deep into the jungle in the western Chocó department.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-39852746

Sunday, February 24, 2019

Good Life Networks - GOOD.v - Michael Woodman - Update

Mr Jesse Dylan (birth name Michael Woodman), the self described "alpha leader in media and entertainment" also happens to be a massive large bible thumper, and it is this constituency where his most ardent supporters/dummies can be found. Tapping the 'faithful' has been done, redone, and done again on the VSE. One begins to believe that ardent Christians are the absolute best source for the truly most stupid money on earth. Once hooked, they are CONVINCED God is on their side.

Regarding this video. Is it not curious that the massive money spinner needs to BORROW money? Surely there's cash all over the place. Well that's simply not so. The opposite actually.

Konstantin Lichtenwald CFO
Latest in horrid open BridgeMark scammery is Good Life Networks Inc. (GOOD.v) "We own and operate disruptive patent-pending advertising technology." and "are committed to positioning ourselves ahead of the imminent convergence between Digital Advertising and Blockchain Technology." and "provide real-time decisioning." Errr sure, great.

Main insulting K9 is career radio jockey and failed author Mr. Jesse Dylan.(Michael Woodman) Singular claim to fame for the rapidly aging guru is as a 'multiple award-winning show host.' Unknown how that qualifies the man for much of anything except spewing rubbish.

Jill Dylan (Jill Woodman?), Jesse Dylan (Michael Woodman)
Co initially caught my attention on two fronts. First the fact it retains the horribly tarred BridgeMarkian Konstantin Lichtenwald as beancounter long AFTER he was exposed. In securities one unloads tarbabies without any damn delay for the simple reason they dirty everyone else by association.

Next was the mindless spewing about massive and growing 'pro-forma' gross revenues. NO legitimate companies would do such a thing. ONLY corrupt ones and here we have the perfect beanstroker for the deed. As a bonus we are given the reason WHY he can't be offloaded ... he has intimate knowledge of the scammery.

We check the latest filings and we have unsecured convertible notes convertible into 5,000,000 units at a price of $0.0475 per unit.
This is what we call a 'black box revenue scam' A 'black box' is a securities ploy where something is so profitable, and so top secret it can't possibly be disclosed at all.

The management financials show $8.4m in receivables, all past due, $2.4m in current liabilities and all of $360k in cash. That is the definition of insolvent.

Co is SAYING they have major sales but the reality is they haven't collected a nickle. Jesse (Michael) SAYS the Bank of Nova Scotia is lending many millions to fund this total joke. We say not based on these numbers they AREN'T. We dig into their breathlessly touted acquisition 395 Networks LLC for cash and paper and find out a) It's head office in NY is a 'We Work' rental, b) last year an OTC scam backed out (delisted) of a deal where less than $ 2m in assets existed, and c) the main 395 Networks dopus (Bret Polansky) is described as a 'sales manager'.

Uncovering these scams is NEVER rocket science, yet greedy retards continuously get ripped off. It very surely doesn't get a lot easier that Good Life Networks (GOOD.v) and conman Jesse Dylan (Michael Woodman)

Bret Polansky
There seems to be much negative information regarding litigation and/or bankruptcy etc with Mr. Polansky. Work continues. bret@495communications.com

As far as CEO Matt Hopkins of very expensive TO target Impression X goes he's pretty much invisible, along with Impression X. "Matthew Hopkins has been associated with seven companies, according to public records. The companies were formed over a five year period with the most recent being incorporated three years ago in March of 2015. Five of the companies are still active while the remaining two are now listed as inactive." "mPlore was established in 2015 as the mobile division of Net Applications."

Matt Hopkins

Praveen Varshney (Varshney Capital)
Next reek is the connect to GOOD.v director (Praveen) Vareen Varshney of Varshney Capital. As far his name switch goes, WTF is up with that? ('Fixed') Is this not the same dummy? (Yup) Varshney knows well who jailed securities scuzbag Aly Babu Mawji is. That is so because Mawji was working at Varshney Capital when he ran his criminal pump and dump of De Beira Goldfields.

Aly Babu Mawji and Justin Liu

Vareen Varshney (Good.v) NOTE - Now 'Praveen'
Courtesy of an extremely helpful poster on Stockhouse we have documents related to the highly enigmatic Impression X.
Click to enlarge.

3700 Newport Blvd Ste 102. Aha Development Group, Inc. Property Development. info@ahadevelopment.com "Full service residential land developer and general contractor."
Shea Hodge Watson - shw@watsonlegalgroup.com

478 Ogle St. Costa Mesa business registration by Impression X INC.
Mikey/Jesse landed 15,800,001 common (seed) shares for $791 at the end of 2015. Another 7,100,000 common shares were dished off at $0.05. Among those with the paper is Dr. Janice D. Carr Inc. (townplazamedical@gmail.com)

Naturally said paper is soooo valuable now that it's being flipped off (along with cash) to OSC busted red-handed AgoraScam muttdog George Tsiolis. Truly it would be impossible to list all the scam deals George 'Reeky Greeky' Tsiolis has ridden to zero.
Dr. Janice Carr Ratings

Friday, February 22, 2019

Brett 'the Hobbit' Matich - MXR.v - "gold-bearing conglomerate" - Update

It truly is amazing when career securities terds ramp up before distribution phase. Where else but on the VSE can a dope on the run from Australia dig a hole in cocaine country and then spew about "gold-bearing conglomerate from the six two-metre-by-two-metre-by-30-centimetre trial pits and the two outcrops." and "The continuing exploration success suggests Max may well be on the cusp of a new gold discovery". Riiiiight Brett baby. My anus is VERY highly prospective and on the 'cusp' for a major find too. Frankly the two projects are nearly identical IMO.
Click to enlargeBefore we raid the baby's college fund we best read the disclosure from the terds spreading the carefully prepared rubbish. "Investorideas.com is compensated by public and private companies for PR and media, news submissions services, online conference participation fees from public companies and traditional online advertising." It ought to be noted the previous operator went bankrupt after mining the area out.
And one other minor thing. The bulk samples are 'plus 2,400 kilograms'. So 'plus' 5,280 pounds of dirt yields what exactly? A gram? For fun lets go high and say $ 35 worth.

It would take somebody with 1) no brain, 2) no intelligence, 3) incapable of elementary due diligence, 4) no mining experience whatsoever, and 5) a driving need to give their money away to swallow this complete and total horsechit. For those keeping score this is the THIRD stab at Colombian greatness from the Hobbit, and by very far the most insulting of the 3. Two shallow holes and 'outcrops' means this total chit paper is volume leader for 4 days running?

Idiots throwing money at this sure thing best realize what and when precisely distribution phase is. It costs money to grease promoters and the shelf life of abject stupidity like this is very short.

Oliver Douglas - Busted payday loan scammer. "Internet Defamation Consultant"
Latest and greatest is a true avalanche of threats from busted red-handed Oz conman Mr. Oliver Douglas. Ollie says I best leave his good buddies Brett Matich and Anton Billis be OR ELSE.

" f*ck off and in doing so take off the crap you have on Anton Billis and Brett Matich otherwise I will start on you. Just try me! I will start work diminishing your advertising dollars and light you up. Just go away idiot! You stink! Get that shit off your website regarding Brett Matich and Anton Billis or I will start on you with Google. I got that shit off before that you and the Pig put up about Brett Matich. Email me again and the war is on!"
  odouglas@aussiecash.com
This old bisexual (not that there's anything wrong with that) terd is a vile one and it goes on and on. Boyo figures he's safe in Australia hiding behind his computer so there's no end to his vast bravery/filth.

Observe ... "You are f*cked in the head. You f*cking coward. Sicko! Just turn up c*nt and see what you get from me! Watch the internet f*ckhead-time to light you up over here and crank up Google and Adwords. You pathetic c*nt!"

We have an Olli-Tardian update citizens and you are NOT gonna believe this one.

If yer bummy is in a BIG hurry... "Expedited shipping available at additional cost."
Ollie is principal of, wait for it ... HOTSHOT which appears to be some form of anal douche available through mail-order. lordt2005@hot-shot.com, info@teamhotshot.com. If you're interested (and needy), it promises to enable you to, and no I ain't making this up... "Push Harder. Finish Stronger. HOTSHOT – scientifically proven."
"Feel it work from the first kick to the warm afterglow."

50kg has 6.2 grams free - Stockhouse Rubbish

This might be concentrate grade, certainly NOT sample grade."50kg has 6.2 grams free. Will be announced next week - it’s been circulating for the last 20 mins - word travels fast in the corrupt trading world of Vancouver - you can thank Clive and Blair for the info - not me but it’s true - have a great weekend - going to get hot"

Rarely does one give ANYTHING posted on Stockhouse relevance. This time perhaps. Brett Matich and his wicked horrid, far over the hill chitbag rock dog R. Tim Henneberry have spewed at length about 'new and improved' ways to release results.
R. Tim HenneberryClive in this case is the unspeakable Clive 'Curly' Massey, and Blair I believe is some paid monkey mouthpiece or other. This is good for more than a few reasons.

First it reveals how the scammers are preparing to fraudulently stroke the public's pee pee. That would be through releasing 'non-traditional' sampling 'news'. Second, if true, we have grossly flawed disclosure in that the conmen are spewing to SOME, but not ALL.