Monday, October 28, 2019

Beyond Meat Inc for the dogs - BYND.q - Update

Beyond Meat Inc’s expenses more than doubled in the third quarter and shares fell 8% in after-market trading after release of numbers. The lock-up period for early investors has ended.
Beyond Meat is currently trading at 48 times sales. This while the S&P 500 is 2.21 and competitor Tyson Foods (NYSE:TSN) trades at 0.19 times its sales. BYND is far from the only player in the protein replacement sweepstakes. Beyond Meat stock made headlines in late September when McDonald’s announced that it was planning to trial the burgers at a handful of its Canadian restaurants. Trials at Tim Hortons were pulled in most places last month.
The product is premium priced.

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

The Tinley Beverage Company Inc. - TNY.c - Update

This damn jokeshow is spewing horsechit thicker, deeper, and with more reek even as this krap plumbs ever new 52 week lows. The saying goes to under promise and over deliver. Not only have these tards turned that around, they aren't delivering a damn cent in sales. Pass on this, and at ANY level.
"We believe drinkable elixirs are among the healthiest and most delicious ways to enjoy cannabis." Behold the 'revenues' being generated by this juggerNOT.

Friday, October 18, 2019

Cat-like reprobate Litchenwald lands at International Cobalt Corp. (CSE:CO) - Update

Wicked, massive dirty Konstantin Lichtenwald, fresh off the Good.v scam (and the BridgeMark scam) landed at International Cobalt Corp. (CSE:CO) as the new CFO last month.

ANYBODY reading this author otter know that a criminal scumbag like Litchenwald taints anything he goes anywhere near. Thus CO.c is CLEARLY a terrible bad PoS, and very likely another securities fraud. VERY simply if these MFers can't find anything wrong with Litchenwald's background then they obviously must be massive crooks too.

Tim Johnson
After virtually zero work at all we learn why Litchenwald is just peachy fine for this gig. International Cobalt Corp, ($.01) a pure grass rooter, has been offloading copious cash to Tantalex Resources Corporation (TTX.c) for wicked dodgey unsecured/convertible debentures. We're talking a very significant $4m+ for a co showing less than $1m in cash 6 months ago and if that ain't a wicked massive red flag I can't imagine what one is. The simple conclusion here is that Tim Johnson is looting International Cobalt Corp. (CSE:CO) absolutely fukkin stupid with the cash going to EQUALLY, if not MORE worthless TTX.c. ($.01) The last $750k passed off is interest free for fuk sakes.

The Green Organic Dutchman Holdings - TGOD.t - Update

"The Green Organic Dutchman Holdings Ltd. has unveiled a new strategic plan ... "And our translator vis-a-vis stupid verbalization from crooked retards means this horsechit is all fully stroked bad. 'path to profitability' 'increased agility', 'an optimal production capacity', and 'our strategy continues to leverage' = Riiiight. Some would walk based on this insulting garbage alone.

"The Green Organic Dutchman Holdings Ltd., a leading producer of premium certified organic cannabis, announces that it is reviewing financing alternatives in order to complete construction at its facilities in Ancaster, Ontario and Phase 1a at Valleyfield, Quebec. As previously disclosed, the Company had been engaged in discussions for ordinary course commercial bank facilities and equipment leasing."

Twitter is rightfully ablaze as these hopeless tards were spewing sweet nothings about unmitigated success in August.

Thursday, October 17, 2019

Latest garbage for idiots - Isracann Biosciences Inc. - IPOT.c

"Isracann Biosciences Inc. formerly Atlas Blockchain Group Inc. has fulfilled all conditions of its reverse takeover transaction ... Isracann is an Israeli-based cannabis company focused on becoming a premier cannabis producer offering low-cost production targeting undersupplied, major European marketplaces. Based in Israel's agricultural sector, Isracann will leverage its development within the most experienced country in the world with respect to cannabis research."

And it's yet ANOTHER absolute pure piece of chit outta Tel Aviv. WTF says we.

Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Brett Matich Revisited Again - DOOM - MXR.v

Put a freakin fork in it ... Bretty is terminating his 'LOI' and after ALL those pretty (fraudulent) photos too. What an iffin mutt and this is, for sure, nothing new from this boneyard dog. "Max Resource terminates asset purchase agreement, LOI -
"... the company has terminated the definitive asset purchase agreement with Noble Metals Ltd. to purchase a bundle of resource exploration assets located in the Choco department of Colombia.
Our rollback is 1 for 6.
Bretty thought the time was ripe for news of a, gasp, "6 KM BY 3 KM KEY ALTERATION ANOMALY."

The tried and always true Venture saying applicable to this one goes that anomalies are like (stinking) assholes, and everybody has one. This horrid textbook example of a promo for dopo's has run it's inevitable course, is at 52 week lows, and it's just about time for a rollback, after which the fraudulent photos will likely be trotted out again for the next crop of retards.

See ----->MXR.v - Textbook Distribution Phase - 'I'm Excited'
Max has challenges with Choco sample processing - April 26, 2019.
"It is important to be aware that the conglomerate geological model has only recently been identified. Max has experienced sampling inconsistences (sic) not previously encountered, this has resulted in continuing changes and refinements in the processing of the conglomerate samples."

Monday, October 14, 2019

TRST.t to destroy $77m of pot

SP at 52 week lows and the future surely doesn't look bright for this straight up securities offense."CannTrust's Board of Directors has determined that it is necessary to destroy approximately $12 million of biological assets and approximately $65 million worth of inventory that was not authorized by CannTrust's licence." Here

Sunday, October 13, 2019

Hexo poor outlook taints all pot stocks - HEXO.t

Gatineau cannabis producer HEXO.t provides Quebec with roughly a third of its legal supply. The SP tumbled after the co announced its fourth-quarter revenue for 2019 fell far below expectations, and at the same time withdrew its 2020 outlook. Hexo's revenue problems are common to an industry going through a major shakeup as cannabis sales in Canada have not lived up to highly bullish forecasts.

Hexo's revised fourth-quarter outlook was between $14.5m and $16.5m, far less than the $26m in its previous outlook. Statistics Canada had put the value of the cannabis market in Canada at $5.7 billion. The reality has turned out to be $1 billion.
A federal government report suggested that the total amount of dried cannabis held by cultivators, distributors and retailers stood at 347,171 kilograms at the end of July — more than 30 times the amount of total sales.

Friday, October 11, 2019

FSD Pharma Inc. - HUGE.c announces HUGE rollback - 1 for 201

"FSD Pharma Inc. has announced that it will complete a consolidation of its class A multiple voting shares ("Class A Shares") and its class B subordinate voting shares ("Class B Shares"), each on a 1 to 201 basis.

Nothing like living down to the hype and what a PoS this junk is. A body ALWAYS has to hate subordinate equity and here's another example.
Co-Chair Anthony Durkacz"Headquartered at the former Kraft plant in Cobourg, Ontario, FV Pharma’s management’s mission is to transform the facility into the largest hydroponic indoor cannabis facility in the world."

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Solgold SOLG.c says operations unaffected by Ecuador protests

The brass at Solgold have seen fit to tell folks to relax .... "Following recent media reports regarding protests in Ecuador, the board of Solgold PLC wishes to inform shareholders that the company's operations remain unaffected."

And that's all we need to hear. Folks strapped into this are fukked and for God knows how long.

Monday, October 7, 2019

Another one bites the dust - Dionymed Brands Inc. DYMD.c

"... under Dionymed Brands Inc.'s credit agreement dated Jan. 16, 2019, have provided the company with notice of default under the credit agreement and demand for immediate payment of the amount of $24,810,682.80 (U.S.) plus any additional interest, fees and expenses. GLAS America has also concurrently provided the company with a notice of intention to enforce security under Section 244 of the Bankruptcy and Insolvency Act (Canada)."

And thats that for "a multistate cannabis brands platform, supporting cultivators, manufacturers and award-winning brands in the medical and adult-use cannabis markets. Dionymed sells branded products in every category, from flower to concentrates and edibles. Dionymed serves cannabis consumers through direct-to-consumer fulfilment and retail dispensary distribution with its growing portfolio of award-winning brands."
Unknown if the dough was lost fair and square or fully fraudulently, but the 'take-a-way' is that investments in pot and the many retarded dreams of greatness related thereto are going up in smoke, and major.

Pot Cos producing much, selling little

In a tweet that backs up our semi-genius conclusion, and hence MUST be correct, we have numbers suggesting production is everything and actually SELLING at a profit is nothing. Across the board the legalization of pot in Canada has been mishandled and has not come anywhere near lofty expectations.

Sunday, October 6, 2019

POTUS on the ropes and taking more punishment

President Donald Trump says his phone call with the Ukrainian president was "absolutely perfect." He says asking China and other countries to investigate his political opponent Joe Biden is also perfectly fine.

In the official record, President Zelensky asked for Javelin anti-tank missiles. President Trump replied, "I would like you to do us a favor though." That's when he asked Zelensky to investigate Biden.

Discipline among Republicans is falling away in the face of a rapidly growing threat that he will be impeached.

Latest is @GOPLeader McCarthy: "You watch what the president said -- he's not saying China should investigate," he says.
POTUS: “China should start an investigation into the Bidens.

Friday, October 4, 2019

FDA issues warning on THC vaping

In an updated consumer alert the FDA stated people should not use vaping products containing tetrahydrocannabinol. (THC)
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has been working with the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) to investigate incidents of severe lung injuries and deaths associated with the use of vaping products.

The latest number of reported cases is 1,080 lung injury cases from 48 states and 1 U.S. territory. Eighteen deaths have been confirmed in 15 states.

Thursday, October 3, 2019

BCSC alerts investors about 'smart wallets'

The British Columbia Securities Commission (BCSC) is alerting investors about “smart wallet” apps that purportedly store a person’s crypto-assets and earn money for depositors. The apps promise to reward users through automated trading of crypto-assets on various exchanges. If users deposit a certain amount, they can activate 'artificial intelligence' software that is supposed to execute high-frequency and risk free crypto-asset trades.

One app, WoToken Wallet, claims that users will realize earnings of six to 20% monthly by activating the trading software. Another app, Cloud Wallet, says users will earn six to 15% monthly in the same way.
Users are told they will receive 'bonus payments' by persuading other people to use the wallet; the payments depend on how much those recruits earn from the crypto-asset trading software. If a depositor’s recruits persuade others to use the wallet and they, too, reap trading profits, the depositor supposedly receives even more 'bonuses'.

There have been a long string of frauds.