|After hardly 30 days after getting busted red-handed, Jesse/Mikie is back in the saddle, "reporting" stuff. Why would anybody care? 'Good' point, butt (_*_) the FULLY innocent Mikie/Jesse was a victim of gasp, heinous 'big tech' conspiracy.|
If dummies can swallow THAT, well step right up, Jesse/Mikie has another deal of a lifetime just for you.
Stephanie Ratza and Praveen Varshney have resigned from the BoD. Mathew Lee has resigned as CFO and is replaced by Ying Xu. FACT is Jesse/Mikie is a criminal conman that OUGHT to be in handcuffs right this instant.
|And GOOD.v was halted for failure to file. WHEN will that evidence of securities fraud be filed for all to gag over? How about never, ahuck.|
Latest and greatest as this utter krapus crashes and burns is the background of the new main man Mr. Chris Bradley. Observe https://adage.com/article/digital/florida-ad-fraud-operation-skims-millions-advertisers/293631
"I was pretty shocked. He was a complete fraud," said Mr. Kornblit.
|At this moment GOOD.v has revealed, after a 3 day halt, "there has been a significant negative shift" and that would be Bank of Nova Scotia pulling the credit lines and scooping anything they could find. Now "Good Life is proposing a repositioning of its business" and "Discussions will now begin with key stakeholders, starting with secured creditors, ahead of any likely breach of covenants." |
What does this stupidity mean? This paper stands to be halted permanently and then delisted as not meeting minimum listing requirements.
|The criminal fraud lassoed $21m, $9m from 'subscription receipts' and the balance from BNS. This fraud was first accomplished by paying Craig Pavia about 12X times as much as '495 Communications' was worth. Next multi-millions went out the door for MattFace's fully worthless 'Impression X'|
The conmen then tried to steal another $3m from Echelon, which failed. They did manage to steal $1m from the idiots at Haywood.
I was by the shuttered office again but I didn't see you there. Shame. Sleeping well you horrid criminal?
|Your humble servant marched past the Good.v Vancouver office again yesterday. It was locked down and vacant. The desks are still there and copious rubbish lines the walls. Human beings there were none at all. |
Laughably, the utter dolts at CEO.ca are patting each other's bums about the great news that's pending. How much longer, one wonders mightily, before the light bulbs finally go on and they realize they have lost 100% to a conman.
|Jesse/Mikie cancelled the AGM and needs to file financials on Friday the 30th. Could doing that be problematic for the new CFO? Damn yup. The GOOD.v office was dark last week, an attribute apparently made so by employees going 'on vacation.' This gospel reputedly from the big man his invisible self.|
MattFace and Polansky have gone MIA. The former likely back to the UK and the later who cares.
|Prognostication? Co is in serious trouble deep and nobody knows it better than the basterds that openly stole multi-millions.|
These offenses tend to be over quick and the shelf here sure as chit ain't long.
|This ain't my first venture rodeo. This being so here's how this offense is likely to play out. The new CFO 'does' the massive write-down in 3 odd weeks because he must. (NOBODY would be stupid enough to sign off on somebody else's fraud.) |
Once it's official the Bank of Nova Scotia has no security and NEVER had any security they will officially pull all credit lines, something I believe might have happened already, unofficially. Once it's known to the exchange that this horrid, horrid chit no longer meets minimum listing requirements (BNS owns everything, stakeholders own nada fukkin thing) it will be halted. Since there is no recovery possible it will thereafter be delisted. It can be over lightning quick too.
|It is nearing end game for GOOD.v and for evidence of that we learn that the CFO that has engineered a massive multi-million accounting fraud will no longer be stroking the books. That pretty much guarantees that the new man will be making those massive, very long overdue write-downs in a few weeks.|
I figure something around $30m could be in the cards to bring that insulting fiction closer to reality.
|We have concluded that Haywood likely laid down the law with Jesse/Mikie and Praveen (Vareen) Varshney. We are suspecting highly they mandated insider money before any of their own and may have pressured GOOD.v to offload the ridiculously dirty Litchenwald.|
Any way sliced nothing 'good' can possibly accrue to this offense. We have information Bank of Nova Scotia has pulled ALL credit facilities. Since there is no way in hell Good.v will be returning what was stolen, it means BNS owns everything, right down to the pencils.
|Mikie/Jesse GoodTards have been silent as reindeer. MUST BE this space's kung fu has kicked heinous buttock right (the fuk) outta here.|
|I call my art 'wrassling ass-kick kung fu'®. |
Come back for more Jessie/Mikie, and bring doggie MattFace and that damn beancounter too. I can do this forever.
|Suspicious eyebrow raise®|
|Diving GOOD.v financials is a lesson in dirt buried in the notes. The pooh is likely buried in there if a body gets determined enough. Anyway. $14.5m acquisition 495 Communications generated revenues of $2,533,887 and had a net Litchenwald 'income' of $168,475 in Q1. That would not cover interest. MattFace's $6.5m 'Impression X' generated revenues of $498,287 and had a net loss of $433 in Q1.|
So there we go. We didn't need more evidence of how horrid terrible bad and far gone this horror show is, it jumps out all by itself. That would be $21m gonzo and nothing coming back. Fact.
|There was a 'follow-up' on MattFace today and how this gold was overlooked a month ago isn't clear. What a damn dork, with OTHER dorks. The snakeoil is coming in 45 gallon drums from these sad sacks. Could poodleface Bret Polansky look any more bored? Leave the gum at home next time you dopey K9. Pffft.|
As far as content goes MattFace is full of chit. This operation has no sales force and NO flim-flam enterprises I looked at are 'recruiting' or 'signing up' anything. MattFace's LinkedIn has changed. He appears based in Newport Beach, and that's not correct. He also neglects to mention anything about very expensive 'Impression X' which is curious considering he registered the worthless thing.
|The GOOD.v chitshow CFO is the dirty beyond description Konstantin Litchenwald. The man has multiple complaints registered with the accounting bodies and I know this as fact because I was one of the complainants. He is/was intimately connected to the massive BridgeMark scam and participated in it. He ought not be an accountant at all, and for certain not for public companies.|
NOTHING that comes from that source can ever be relied upon. It is this simple fact why anybody with a brain would NEVER buy share one of GOOD.v in the first place.
|In accounting terms, GOOD.v is an open and sickening fraud. This CFO is carrying bad debts (receivables more than 120 days past due) as a 'current asset'. They should have been written down to zero months ago. AR is showing as $ 17.1m down from $ 20.5m. Did this fraud collect on this overdue AR as it loudly claims? AP was $ 11m and is now $ 8.2m. No, this co DID NOT collect cash on it's massive AR. This fraud is stroking it's imaginary AP and AR here to there, and back, whilst continuing to recognize the fully bogus 'revenues'. The horror tale is told in the encyclopedic notes.|
|firstname.lastname@example.org||The terrible horrid amount overpaid on scam acquisitions has resulted in $20m Goodwill and intangible. That's 'Customer Relations' to civilians and apparently dopey BNS takes it as collateral. Assets there are none at all. Debt is fully racked save for about $1m. So BNS is sucking Jesse/Mikie anus to the tune of $10.4m. Interest was a whooping $183k in Q1 alone. Cash burn is now approaching $500k each and every month.|
Prognostication? Mikie/Jesse is gonna bolt with the loot/winnings. Craig M. Pavia will be arrested by the FBI and MattFace will never dare set foot in America again.
|Matt 'Mattface' Hopkins - Impression X, mPlore|
|Alrighty then. Get a load of the latest from recently unveiled mystery man Matt 'MattFace' Hopkins. Our guy has aged significantly. |
A three sentence bio for the new zillionaire that 'splains' nada thing --->https://glninc.ca/personnel/matt-hopkins/ and our question hasn't changed at all.
Where does MattFace live? The options are a) the UK or b) Texas. It becomes important when GOOD.v has flipped off multi-millions to a 'non-arms length' party, that being MattFace (Impression X). Another deal for $ 7m, mPlore, has been announced. Still undisclosed is that mPlore and Impression X are both MattFace.
|So. Under the last rubbish released from this scam we now have ... "GLN is headquartered in Vancouver, Canada with offices in Newport Beach and Santa Monica California, New York and UK."|
So Mattface is pulling down $12m+ for 2 worthless companies (undisclosed) based in Texas, and he hasn't been in America at all for decades. Sure, why not? Nothing suspicious there. Pffffft. 'EBITDA' me some more Jesse/Mikie you clowntard.
|Uber mystery man Matt Hopkins is presumably less so now with the latest of an announcement of GOOD.v President. |
"Good Life has a long-standing working relationship with Mr. Hopkins and a number of his companies and has a strong appreciation of his operational excellence."
Yes indeed, an undisclosed 'working relationship' until right this second for many many millions of bucks belonging to stakeholders and ScotiaBank getting flipped off thereto.
See ----->mPlore for utter dummies
|After surrealistic exchanges with a salaried (read 'don't care') at ScotiaBank who is as obtuse as his fleeced bank, we reveal our GOOD.v conspiracy theory in terms everybody can understand. The first is 'round tripping' This slang refers to fraud transactions between non-arms length parties. For example one firm will bill a connected one for imaginary goods/services.|
They book it as 'sales' and 'revenue' even though no exchange has or ever will take place. Eventually, because no cash ever appears, the sales need to be written down to zero, causing a write-off. This is where GOOD.v is today.
|We see this pattern with EVERY company associated with GOOD.v ... large receivables that aren't being collected and massive payables.|
|With revenues stroked, next comes the 'EBITDA' shuffle. GOOD.v main clown Jesse Dylan, (birth name Micheal Woodman) has spewed every day about large and growing 'EBITDA'. This term refers to adjusted net income. It does NOT refer to gross revenues. GOOD.v reported an audited loss exceeding $ 2.2m in 2018. |
To this day this scam continuously spews about $ 7m in 'EBITDA' for 2018. This is grossly misleading and a deliberate securities fraud on the public.
|It was an amazing moment when we were forced to actually BELIEVE Jesse/Mikie spewing and accept that ScotiaBank had extended 'secured' credit facilities, based on the above. One would think a Tier 1 bank could not be hoodwinked by the simplest and most worn out scams in the world. |
BNS has NEVER been secured. As soon as GOOD.v completes the obligatory write-down the Co will be revealed as the pure worthless chit it is. There is NOTHING backing the millions advanced to the scammers. (yes scammers)
|It ought to go without saying that paying more than 10X the 'value' received in return for a series of bogus 'acquisitions' (the same cos providing multi-millions in 'sales') is grossly contrary to the main man's covenant with ScotiaBank. It's called theft. |
Sadly this needs to be spelled out, repeatedly, to apparently stone deaf and dead stupid BNS big shots. It all falls down sooner or later citizens.
|There are developing developments with outrageous GOOD.v. This being so we've been taking another, closer gander at the Konstantin Litchenwald stroked 'business acquisition report' for 495 Communications (51-102F4) filed on Sedar Feb 26th. Terms are US$3.5m cash, a cash earn-out of up to a maximum of US$5.5m and US$6m in cash or through the issuance of common shares. We know Craig M. Paia was the sole shareholder of 495 Communications. Numbers show 'members equity' of $ 1.1m to go along with AR of $3.9m and payables of $ 4.1m. Enterprise lost $ 527k in 2018. In Sept 2018 cash was $281,668 and there were NO OTHER ASSETS.|
Lighthouse Digital Inc. - 2802 Flintrock Trace Ste 360 Austin, TX 78738 is something called a 'virtual office'. Going rate is $ 75.
|In what might have been revealing, a document was filed on Sedar April 8 regarding the contract between Lighthouse Digital Inc. ('495 Communications') and GOOD.v.|
After wading through miles of legal mumbo jumbo, all of it referring to the schedules, we find ALL of the schedules have been redacted. i.e. they aren't there.
It's all a 'trade secret', naturally. Basically this document is less than useless and public types will have to 'trust' Jesse/Mikie on the $ 15m acquisition entirely.
|One wonders, very mightily, how on earth the laughable Jersey Boy Craig Pavia has avoided any mention from Jesse Dylan and/or Micheal Woodman. $15 fukkin million getting flipped off to this goofus and he doesn't get the slightest hint of recognition despite being billed as the 'owner' of 495 Communications and the main recipient of the loot? |
I'd bet the baby's college fund nothing 'GOOD' will come from this terd's background.
|Click||I'm negatively biased. Naturally I have nothing but ill spewing built right in because I KNOW what Jessie/Mikie/Gezzus and his crew of obvious fukheads are up to.|
That being so whatever the hell THIS is supposed to be is beyond the hilarious.
|Jesse/Mikie/Gezzus is a bonehead. He's a life long radio spewer. The parameters of securities fraud exclude mindless spewing for it's own sake. Jesse/Mikie/Gezzus has laid this offense out so clearly it's amazing to me GOOD.v has any bid at all. The 'man' makes it so easy it's ALMOST an insult to anybody with working brain material. Now that we're warmed up, here we go ...|
"Low Overhead - We don’t require a sales team. Our technology sells itself." Overhead means an auditor confirmed cash burn well over $ 150k per month and NOTHING ever 'sells itself'.
"Patent Pending Technology" One might submit a patent for an asshole hair pulling technology unknown to modern science.
"Market spend: $84 Billion this year $100 Billion in 2020" - Where the fuk this stupidity comes from isn't clear. Very likely from said hairless asshole. Why not say 'Zillions of Billions' it has a 'GOOD' ring to it.
|"Trailing 12 months Combined Revenue (Jan 1st 2018 – Dec 31th, 2018) $48 Million REVENUE | $7.1 Million EBITDA" The Audited numbers revealed a $2.2m loss for 2018. EBITDA refers to Earnings before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation and Amortization. EBITDA is NOT gross (fraudulent) revenues. This horsechit is COMPLETELY fraudulent. Audited numbers were revealed 2 weeks ago. Why is fraud job Jesse/Mikie/Gezzus still referring to LitchenFraud stroked management numbers that are proven false to the tune of OVER $ 9m?|
"2020 Revenues of $ 100m - GLN believes in setting annual financial forecasts and targets to provide clarity for investors" - Jesse/Mikie/Gezzus 'believes' in pulling fraudulent numbers from the ether. NO legitimate public company 'believes' in straight-up securities fraud.
Bret(t) Polansky = $ 15m
|It goes on and on and this post COULD go on and on as well. Lets finish up with ANOTHER spelling error vis-a-vis one of the scammer's names. This fraud first calls one of the main scammers 'BRETT POLANSKY' and then directly below calls him 'BRET POLANSKY.'|
They can't get their directors names correct (yes it's important) and thereafter can't get the scumbag 'Sales Manager' who lifted millions name correct either. Further, nobody is even proof reading this hopeless garbage.
Matt Hopkins? = $21m
|In our experience there are 3 kinds of Venture numbers. Bad, really bad, and Good.v.|
Lets get things rolling with a highly unusual blurb on the cover letter ... "We draw attention to Note 1 in the consolidated financial statements, which indicates that the Company has a net loss of $2,264,855".
First time ever I have seen warning to peruse the notes like this, up front. Auditors will use the 'going concern' to cover their arses every time, but to point out the bottom line loss in the cover letter is unique and very ominous. That cover letter is too long by about 4X.
"Redefining Your Health With the Greatest Visionaries of Our Time."
|AR at year end was $20.5m. That number is saying this co isn't collecting a thin dime of the multi-millions of 'revenues' spewed by the main idiot every day. The FACT is absolutely ZERO cash is coming in and cash burn is something past $170k each and every month. Why those very overdue (more than 120 days) receivables have NOT been written off as bad debts is a mystery for the ages. We put it down to management scum. |
4 unknowable 'customers' owe $ 17m+ that is long overdue. There are BNS credit facilities (fully secured???) that are racked. ($9.8m+) It is in default because the required coverage is 1.25 to 1 current assets to current liabilities. GOOD.v's ratio is microscopic.
|"Wages and benefits of $469,548, listing bonus and transaction costs of $272,121 and share-based compensation of $254,011 ... In addition, the Company acquired certain patents from a company controlled by an officer of the Company in the amount of $625,000." That would be $ 1.6m to Jesse/Gezzus/Mikie in 2018.|
"cash outflows from operating activities of $11,945,334". That is a massive number, but one needs an appreciation of what that cash cost. Co issued 'subscription receipts' for "gross proceeds of $9,200,000. The Company paid $1,245,974 cash commission and issued 2,545,064 agents’ options"
At current rates this horrid chit will be fully raped/looted well before year end. This paper is beyond worthless. Far beyond.
|In the wake of a nearly $2m operating loss, Jesse Dylan and/or Micheal Woodman have another one ... "Good Life Networks Inc. has entered into a binding letter of intent to acquire all of the issued and outstanding equity units of mPlore LLC, a leading mobile content delivery platform based in Texas ..." Naturally mPlore is the biggest thing since arsewipe and yes astute reader, this is ANOTHER paper company created by Matt Hopkins and sold for multi-millions. ($6m?)|
|As far as due diligence on mPlore goes it's precisely the same story. Virtually zero internet presence of any kind. The only easily found material relates to a Texas lawsuit from 2017. A website (http://www.mplore.com/) is all of 2 very simple pages, is mostly photos, and was created on 'squarespace' probably in less than 30 minutes. It fails miserably as any possible type of 'business' website. A child could do better. Photos are all stock.|
|Good Life Networks Inc. has filed its consolidated financial statements and management's discussion and analysis for the year ended Dec. 31, 2018. VERY naturally this massive revenue spinner is losing money ... something this space recognized long ago based on the simple FACT the co isn't collecting on it's very large receivables.|
Whilst Mikey/Jesse (take your pick) continues to spew about 'revenues' the loss for the three months ended Dec. 31, 2018, was $254,600. The tale will be told in the audited financials. ANY WAY sliced this space has nailed this disgusting offense. GOOD.v isn't making money and likely never will because it's an obvious fraudjob.
See ----->Good Life Networks - GOOD.v - Michael Woodman
|There has been a highly improbable updraft in the SP of terrible horrid chit Good Life Networks - Good.v. Nada news to speak of and these reprobates have 59 days to have a REAL accountant sign off on their audited financials. |
We have a new document on Sedar. A so called 'Business Acquisition Report' for 495 Communications, LLC. First off it's signed by Konstantin Lichtenwald, and that instantly makes it pure arsewipe to this space.
495 Communications - Bret Polansky, Bret Polunsky
|We've been remiss in taking a better gander at $ 15m GOOD.v acquisition 495 Communications and the newly minted (with BNS money) millionaire Bret Polansky. The 'head office' at 175 Varick St #610, in New York is a 'We work' rental. Suite 300 at 2210 Main in Santa Barbara is a 1100 sq foot rental. 888-983-1620 is the phone number for all.
|email@example.com||In late 2017 Cardiff International, Inc. (OTCQB: CDIF) announced a deal to buy the Co. A promotional NR says total assets were $ 2.8m. The deal did not complete after CDIF due diligence.|
Bret Polansky was born on 06/06/1975. Polansky has many public records related to bankruptcy and/or lawsuits and/or charges. He has used the aliases Bret Polunsky and Bret A Polansky. He is showing as Executive Vice President of Sales at Icon Advertising INC. 1500 - 701 West Georgia Street is another 'We work' type rental. A massive number of companies use that address. Icon Advertising Inc. is described as being based in Vancouver and Santa Clara, 'specializing in media buying & planning services'.
The background of Mr. Polansky demands a search of all public records including those related to his alias 'Bret Polunsky'.
|Mr Jesse Dylan (birth name Michael Woodman), the self described "alpha leader in media and entertainment" also happens to be a massive large bible thumper, and it is this constituency where his most ardent supporters/dummies can be found. Tapping the 'faithful' has been done, redone, and done again on the VSE. One begins to believe that ardent Christians are the absolute best source for the truly most stupid money on earth. Once hooked, they are CONVINCED God is on their side.|
Regarding this video. Is it not curious that the massive money spinner needs to BORROW money? Surely there's cash all over the place. Well that's simply not so. The opposite actually.
Konstantin Lichtenwald CFO
|Latest in horrid open BridgeMark scammery is Good Life Networks Inc. (GOOD.v) "We own and operate disruptive patent-pending advertising technology." and "are committed to positioning ourselves ahead of the imminent convergence between Digital Advertising and Blockchain Technology." and "provide real-time decisioning." Errr sure, great.|
Main insulting K9 is career radio jockey and failed author Mr. Jesse Dylan.(Michael Woodman) Singular claim to fame for the rapidly aging guru is as a 'multiple award-winning show host.' Unknown how that qualifies the man for much of anything except spewing rubbish.
Jill Dylan (Jill Woodman?), Jesse Dylan (Michael Woodman)
|Co initially caught my attention on two fronts. First the fact it retains the horribly tarred BridgeMarkian Konstantin Lichtenwald as beancounter long AFTER he was exposed. In securities one unloads tarbabies without any damn delay for the simple reason they dirty everyone else by association.|
Next was the mindless spewing about massive and growing 'pro-forma' gross revenues. NO legitimate companies would do such a thing. ONLY corrupt ones and here we have the perfect beanstroker for the deed. As a bonus we are given the reason WHY he can't be offloaded ... he has intimate knowledge of the scammery.
We check the latest filings and we have unsecured convertible notes convertible into 5,000,000 units at a price of $0.0475 per unit.
|This is what we call a 'black box revenue scam' A 'black box' is a securities ploy where something is so profitable, and so top secret it can't possibly be disclosed at all.|
The management financials show $8.4m in receivables, all past due, $2.4m in current liabilities and all of $360k in cash. That is the definition of insolvent.
GOOD chart by TradingView
|Co is SAYING they have major sales but the reality is they haven't collected a nickle. Jesse (Michael) SAYS the Bank of Nova Scotia is lending many millions to fund this total joke. We say they are 100% UNSECURED. We dig into their breathlessly touted acquisition 395 Networks LLC for cash and paper and find out a) It's head office in NY is a 'We Work' rental, b) last year an OTC scam backed out (delisted) of a deal where less than $ 1m in net assets existed, and c) the main 395 Networks dopus (Bret Polansky) is described as a 'sales manager'.|
Uncovering these scams is NEVER rocket science, yet greedy retards continuously get ripped off. It very surely doesn't get a lot easier that Good Life Networks (GOOD.v) and conman Jesse Dylan (Michael Woodman)
|There seems to be much negative information regarding litigation and/or bankruptcy etc with Mr. Polansky. Work continues. firstname.lastname@example.org|
As far as CEO Matt Hopkins of very expensive TO target Impression X goes he's pretty much invisible, along with Impression X. "Matthew Hopkins has been associated with seven companies, according to public records. The companies were formed over a five year period with the most recent being incorporated three years ago in March of 2015. Five of the companies are still active while the remaining two are now listed as inactive." "mPlore was established in 2015 as the mobile division of Net Applications."
Praveen Varshney (Varshney Capital)
|Next reek is the connect to GOOD.v director (Praveen) Vareen Varshney of Varshney Capital. As far his name switch goes, WTF is up with that? ('Fixed') Is this not the same dummy? (Yup) Varshney knows well who jailed securities scuzbag Aly Babu Mawji is. That is so because Mawji was working at Varshney Capital when he ran his criminal pump and dump of De Beira Goldfields.|
Aly Babu Mawji and Justin Liu
Vareen Varshney (Good.v) NOTE - Now 'Praveen'
478 Ogle St. Costa Mesa business registration by Impression X INC.
|Mikey/Jesse landed 15,800,001 common
(seed) shares for $791 at the end of 2015. Another 7,100,000 common shares were dished off at $0.05. Among those with the paper is Dr. Janice D. Carr Inc. (email@example.com)|
Naturally said paper is soooo valuable now that it's being flipped off (along with cash) to OSC busted red-handed AgoraScam muttdog George Tsiolis. Truly it would be impossible to list all the scam deals George 'Reeky Greeky' Tsiolis has ridden to zero.
|Dr. Janice Carr Ratings|